Matron Ingrid

Ward 9, International Tourette Syndrome Research Hospital, Helsingborg

Bad news.

Dr Bjorn has left the hospital. My replacement caseworker will be Matron Ingrid. She has immediately banned me and the Bjorns from playing cricket. She believes cricket is an evil English creation and must never be played on Swedish soil (like she's ever seen Swedish soil! It's always covered in snow!)

The Bjorns and I have a plan though.