Tourists arrive

Cricket Pitch, ITSRH, Helsingborg

The team from Birmingham, England has arrived and it turns out they're from Moseley. F*****g b*****d w****r c**t s**t b******s, I'll kill him, I'll f*****g kill him, the b*****d! He's a dead man! A b****y dead man!

I must apologise for my previous diary entry this month. Dr Bjorn was forced to sedate me again after he heard me ranting and raving on the ward. We dont know what caused the outburst, but I've been confined to bed and will continue to be heavily sedated until further notice.