The Helsingborg Diaries

Warm tales from a cold country telling the story of one man's fight against the system while he attempts to educate an entire nation in the ways of the beautiful game of cricket.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Sedation required

Chief Doctor's Cunsulting Room, ITSRH, Helsingborg

Today didn't go well. I've copied Dr Bjorn's notes from the meeting below...

Dr Bjorn: Alex, this is the chief doctor here at the hospital. He will have the final say on whether you are fit enough to leave.

Alex: OK

Dr Bjorn: OK Alex. This is Dr Myles

Dr Myles: Morning Alex, how are you today?

Alex: Good morning Dr Myles. Myles? MILES! F*****g w****r! I'm going to kill you, you b*****d! C**t! A**e-licker! B*****d!

Dr Myles: Keep this man away from me Dr Bjorn, Sedate him at once!


I still don't know what happened to me in there. It's as if an unknown power took possesion of me!

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